Alien Demotivational Poster
ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...
HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT -
IMMIGRATION - "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." (Robert Orden)
FOOD PYRAMID - Apparently the aliens don't like plants
HALLOWEEN ALIENS - That should be good for about 12 sequels.
SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.
WORKING ON A FRIDAY NIGHT - Unfortunately the aliens abducted a crate of Guinness on the way to the cornfield
SODOMY TROLL - He's coming for you
WHEN THEY PICK ME UP ? - They'll Need A Lot Of Energy And aLot Of Time To Figure Me Out !
DUCK HUNTERS PROTECT NORTHERN BORDER -
POOL - Predator: "Shouldn't you be at the hive with the family?" Alien: "No way. Queen's going through one of her cycles again."
SALLY - was always self-conscious about that huge mole on her face
WHATS THAT SONG? -
M V F - This makes A v P look like two girls fighting. Because everybody knows...you don't mess with THE FONZ!
VADER VS ALIENS - He is doomed
SO LONESTAR..., - We meet again...
GAY ALIENS - Your eyebrows are FABULOUS!
SCIENTOLOGISTS - We're not crazy..... the aliens told us so.
TIN FOIL HAT? -
ALIENS VS. PREDATOR - Well, at least they're being more civilized about it.
ORKS - Eat aliens and shit space marines
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.
ALIEN PROPHET - Many Believe The Real God Is An Alien.
ACKBAR - "It's a trap!" We know! We know! Change the record, ya' anchovy!
ALIENS VS PREDATOR -
ALIEN SIGNALS -
OVERDRESSING - it doesn't take much
~ SUDDENLY ~ - oO
ALIENS IN FOOTBALL - and Kal-El from Krypton, yet again, makes ANOTHER touchdown!
HOT DOGS ANYONE? -
ALIEN ABDUCTION! - For when, "I got hammered on moonshine and passed out," just isn't a good-enough excuse.
WAKE UP... -
UNEMPLOYMENT - R2-D2 learned astral projection and reverse psychology while waiting his next gig.
WATCH OUT! - that banana you eat may someday haunt you like this ugly thing i'm eating
SOMETIMES - Even space aliens need a vacation
J V P - because A V P just wasn't epic enough
MAKES THE MOST SENSE -
I WANT TO BELIEVE TOO - BUT THIS DARN THING CALLED LOGIC KEEPS GETTING IN THE WAY.
THE TINY MEN - Tired of aliens and pyscho-clowns stalking you? Tiny Men (TM). Now with 50% more irrational fear.
ILLEGAL ALIENS - "Whar all de white wimmen at?"
PREDATOR VS ALIEN - This time it's cerebral!
ALIEN FALLACY -
LONG CAR TRIPS - After travelling thousands of light years to discover a new planet, it would only be rude of us to not give them their own option.
IS THERE LIFE ON MARS? - If there is then they can't be males, or they'd have just drawn boobies.
"I MAY HAVE NO FRIENDS... - ...but at least the aliens can't read my thoughts."
ALIENS - Not so easy to do border control now?
ALIEN VS. PREDATOR - Predator:Dude...u gotta press L3!!! Alien:AAAGHASSSAGH*creapy alien noise*
KENNY ROGERS - The sexiest Jesus that the Illuminati Aliens could send us!
CONGRATULATIONS - We Didn't Even Know You Were Expecting Is The Father From Here?
THE MENAGRIE -
CHESS MATE -
ALIEN INVADERS - They say they don't exist because they only seem to abduct yokels. I say they are invading because they only abduct people you wouldn't believe had been abducted.
ALIEN EXPERIMENTS - Still a better creation story than the Bible.
GET BACK TO WORK - Or the Alien will jump out and eat you
ALIENS... - No drivers license... No insurance...
TIN FOIL HATS -
GITCHY GOO -
Extra! Extra! -
SCIENTOLOGY - Ummm...I'll help you pack.
THE PROBLEM WITH ILLEGAL ALIENS - Polluting America's Favorite Pastime With Unforgivable Infestations
SPACE INVADERS - You know, if they do come for us one day... I just don't really feel that threatened.
POP-UP BOOKS -
LIFE IN SPACE - To consider the Earth the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field sown with millet only one grain will grow
SMOKE - the smoke its getting me
SCAR PREDATOR - The retarded Predator we all love to hate.
PUNS - getting shittier and shittier every time.
COWBOYS AND ALIENS - You have been watching too much Deadliest Warrior.
ORSON WELLES - Wreaking Havoc One Radio Broadcast At a Time
AWWW, C'MON -
ALIEN HISTORY -
ALIEN INVADERS -
MANKIND - To the best of our knowledge, humans are the only alien beings to have ever invaded upon a celestial body.
DELUSION - In My World I Am Sex On Legs...
PRESSURE - You have to kill a whole brigade of alien ships with just one patriot missile system. Lucky for you the alien attack plan was something they came up with from probing Timmy.
ALIEN INVADERS - Some of them are welcome on our planet anytime!
EARTH - Strikes back
ALIEN LIFE FORM -
SEARCHING FOR ALIENS -
WE'LL BE BACK -
TURNABOUT - Fair play!
I'M FEMALE - Because she lost. That's what they all say!
MEXICANS - I'm sure you got an ID somewhere on you... We'll find it...
GREEN GENES - You know you want 'em!
CANADIANS HAVE BALLS -
FAKING ALIEN PHOTOS - Because faking UFO photos is for the nerds.
PRINCESS AURA - There's an alien invasion thats easy on the eyes.
Our Alien Overlords -
ALEX COLLIER - Think I'll uh, get stoned...While I listen to ya.
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